Gimme a Buzz

As you can see, i'm so excited to be blogging for the first time... Yeah okay let's go with excited to describe the feeling. Um, as you might have collected I have an obsession with bee's, no I don't really my real name is Jasmine Bonner but that's my nickname. You know, Jay Bee- JB. If you don't get it your stupid. Mainly what this blog is for is just for my spare time. I wanted something where I could chat to the world without giving away my whole identity and without the EVAL'S in school finding out. I guess I actually should tell you a bit about myself.

I live in the rainy area of the Earth named England. Oh my gosh, could the name get any more boring? Anyway, our summers are usually mild and our winters mean... very mean but at the moment we have snow outside, it's not snowing like now but it was two nights ago and theres still a few inches on the ground, what does that tell you about the temperature outside if it hasn't melted? It is, to be honest, around -1 or -2 now I should think but at night i've heard it drops to around -7 so ouch. Any of you hear about 2012? How the hell can that happen when were getting snow like we've never had before! It must be getting colder! Don't judge my theories i'm not one for Science, even though i'm pretty smart. Just to mention I hate Maths. How about we move on?

I do write with a pen in my other journal which is a Hello Kitty one (HELLO KITTY FTW.) And just like Georgia Nicholson I have a lot of made up phrases such as-

Almighty gelly- Vaseline
Yum God- Uber cuteness
Sex God- UBER FITNESS
Cottoned off- Annoyed
Northy- Northampton

Yes, i'm still talking about myself. Ew, I feel selfish. Oh well tis' my blog. Buzz. My friend's are probably the maddest bunch of loon's you will ever meet. I swear, they confuse me sometimes. I did have some guy friends but for about a month now one of them has been dodgy with me. His name is Tom. Your probably thinking Aw damn. She's now going to rant about how much she hates him. No, oddly i'm not. I'm simply going to say what has happened (so far) and let you decide yourselves eh'?

We have been together but I ended it because I didn't feel anything since people were pressuring going. Aw go out with him and all that crap. But we talked it over and everything was okay. So we text like any normal mates, I also constantly text my friend Danielle who i'm on the phone to now so it's not awkward like Oh my gosh! I must only text him, he is the awesome one! No. And this girl earlier that day had said to me she likes Tom and could I ask him out for her I was like sure. So I text him saying 'Guess who fancies you!' And he's still got this weird thing for me at this point in time so he texts back going 'Who?' And I say 'INSERT GIRLS NAME HERE' And then he has to ruin it by going 'Oh, I thought it was you : (' Thats when it started. I texted back saying 'Sorry fancy someone else' He starts asking me questions, I don't tell him who it is then he stops talking to me. Yay. I go into school the next day and he's not talking to me or any of my friends, we all used to be close and stuff but oh well. I would let it slide except for the fact he made Danielle cry the other day becuase him and this nerd Chris (you'll hear about him alot aswell) tag teamed up on her on the way home from school and made her cry so I went into school the next day and shouted at them. Danielle wasn't there, she couldn't get there cuz' snow. Then they started blaming me saying I was the one ignoring Tom, yeah okay. Gaylords.

Oh my gosh. I'm so deeply sorry you had to listen to that. As a treat i'm going to tell you what i'm going to put in my blog next time. Some issues from magazines that you guys might be facing and give REAL advice, factfiles on all the people featured in this blog and some random dancing penguins for you to enjoy. (Maybe not the last one) And just so you all know I won't be doing this blog every day, maybe every other day? I dunno but have fun.

And please, gimme a buzz : )

Jazzy xx